- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

The government

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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