this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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It says so on your cap.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Joke

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Anti Joke

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