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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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