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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Nickleback.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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