How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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