- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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