What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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nice tits.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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whats 7+4? 74

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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