- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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