- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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