Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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