- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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