- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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