- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

I shot a bitch.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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