- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A train poops its pants.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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