- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

don't read this

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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