Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Where's the dick??? east

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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