How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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You have friends

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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