- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Anyone can post anything.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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