A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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I am very humble.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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