-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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shut up kobe!

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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