Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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The government

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Vagina Boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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