- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

FUS RO DAH!!!

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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