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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Black people.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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