How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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knock knock There's no door

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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