Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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womens rights.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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