What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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your social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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