- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Neither have I

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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