- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Latvia isn't a joke

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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