How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Basically copying you.

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(Insert joke here)

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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