Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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asdf

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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fish fishy caoimhin

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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