- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your Mother

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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