Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Justin Bieber.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Anti Joke

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