- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns