Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Christianity.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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