- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

A black man comes home from work.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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