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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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