- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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