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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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