- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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