Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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