How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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