Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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