What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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