A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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batman has diarrhea

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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