If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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