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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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