A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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whats up and also down? your mum

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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