Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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