- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I like Pi. It can make circles.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Women's professional sports

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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