How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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