why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Then none of us want to be right.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

No soap radio

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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