- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If youre African, why are you white?

i died. new product by steve jobs

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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