- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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