Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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