- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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