What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Racial Equality

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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im gay

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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