- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what's worse then a blowjob?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Haha, I get it..

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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