- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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