- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Netflix and chill

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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