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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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