- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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