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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

shut up kobe!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

So a man walks into a bar, right?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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