- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

KILL WHITEY

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Albert your flies undone.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Penis

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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