So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

2 + 2 = fish

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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