- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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