Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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