I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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