Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What does water smell like? water.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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