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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

masturbating on a tarc bus

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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