When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Justin Bieber.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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i killed my family

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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