- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Refrigerator

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Latvia isn't a joke

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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