What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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This statement is false.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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