Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Penis.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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