nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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boo

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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