Chris Bosh's neck

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why was the gay guy sad?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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