What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Daniel is a fag

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

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