Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

The game.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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