I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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