- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

i have a christmas tree.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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