- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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