- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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