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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

scraggle is in you pillow case

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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