Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Vagina Boob

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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