The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Women's Rights.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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